Category: Fiction
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Letters to RFK, Jr.—In the Voices of Greats
Famous Atheist Dear Mr. Kennedy, Let us dispense with pleasantries and confront the matter at hand: vaccines, those triumphs of human reason, stand accused in your court of causing autism.…
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The Unofficial, Highly Experimental, and Occasionally Disastrous Spell & Charm Compendium of Zog and Tardiga
(Now banned in three classrooms, one greenhouse, and under investigation by Professor Zoltar’s legal team.) SPELLS Tutela Tardigrada (Too-tay-lah Tar-dih-GRAH-dah) Effect: Creates a shimmering, tardigrade-powered force field that can withstand…
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The Flying-Feline Redemption Plan: Adventures of Zog and Tardiga
The Mars Magic Academy was still reeling from Zog’s whale-sized lapse in judgment—its courtyards damp, its students side-eyeing him in the halls, and Professor Zoltar’s prized cactus garden? A trampled,…
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The Whale-on-Mars Fiasco: Adventures of Zog and Tardiga
The Mars Magic Academy sagged under the crush of midterms. Dust balls sulked across the halls like tumbleweeds on a bad hair day, students slurped Martian espresso—a brew so rusty…
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The Sprite Rebellion: Adventures of Zog and Tardiga
The Mars Magic Academy had barely recovered from its last brush with chaos when the containment charms started to hiccup. Tiny, shimmering cracks spiderwebbed across the enchanted jars holding the…
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The Origin of Zog’s Name: Adventures of Zog and Tardiga
Zog wasn’t born Zog. His full name, bestowed by his parents, was Zogarithan Q’Larnthius IV—a name steeped in centuries of Martian tradition and as difficult to pronounce as a tongue-twister…
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The Trilobite Time Heist: Adventures of Zog and Tardiga
Life on Mars was never dull, but lately, it had taken a turn for the downright bizarre. At the Mars Magic Academy, students were tripping over invisible obstacles, potions were…
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The Legend of Zog and Tardiga
In the glamorous crater of Gale, where dusty sunsets meet shimmering domes, stood the Mars Magic Academy—basically Hogwarts, but make it Martian. Its spires pierced the thin sky like the…